"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Poop

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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