why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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hi

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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69

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Herman Cain

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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