I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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