- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

I can see you under there. Under what?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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