1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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You're*

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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haha.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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