What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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