You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Hahaha

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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