Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Water? I hardly know her.

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where are you?

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