What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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