How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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