Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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The Aristocrats

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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