What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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