Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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