How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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potatoes

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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