Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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