do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Asian NASCAR.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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