Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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I came.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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women's rights.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Anti Joke

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