- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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