A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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weiner? balls

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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I'm a like whore

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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