Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Joe Biden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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White men's rights

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first

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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