Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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