Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Beka has AIDS

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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