What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Kah-________-

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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