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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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watch a i d s left

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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good one jess !!

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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