A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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