Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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make me a sandwich!

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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