What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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