Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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69

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robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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