hi iggy

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Robert Mugabe.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A black goes to college

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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