Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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hi will

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Turkeys are obese

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Anti Joke

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