How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Go away.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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