What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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