What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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