Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Your mom went to college

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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This is not a joke.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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