- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Once upon a time

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Women's sports.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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