Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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