- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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