What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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