What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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