What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Anti Joke

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