So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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