What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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chuck norris

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Doorbell salesman.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Y2K

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Your mom goes to college

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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