In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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I like your hair

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dry handjob

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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I like your hair

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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