So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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