Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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