How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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