What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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