- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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