How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Y2K

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Your mom goes to college

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Womens Rights.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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People...

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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