What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Please? No.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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