A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Title IX

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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