What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BenWuzHear

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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