a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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