How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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