Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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