- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Where's my tractor?

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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