Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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women's rights.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Anti Joke

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