If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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