What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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