What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Atheism

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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