whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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