knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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don't look behind you

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Women's football

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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so... how about that airplane food

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Anti Joke

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