Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Star Wars

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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