- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

anal seepage

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Because she has down's syndrome

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

fava beans

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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