An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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space is fun

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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