Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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potato farming

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Susie has Autism

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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