Akshaytiger World

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why was the woman?

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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