Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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