2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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baby seal walks into a club

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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