A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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A whole 'nother.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Cheese stick

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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