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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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