Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

Alchohol.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

penis

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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