What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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