OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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