"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's just not right? Left

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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