Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Tunechi

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why....... Because.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Penis.

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