Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Tell you something funny.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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hi

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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