Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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JEWS

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What is brown and sticky?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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