What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Your mums a penis joke.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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