What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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outside your comfort zone

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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