jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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robin, get in the car.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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