one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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I'm banging your sister.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Anti Joke

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