Ted Haggard.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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