Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

robin, get in the car.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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