What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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