how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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