How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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