Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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the real mccoy

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Potato salad

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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