An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Five guys one rape.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Yo momma is SO black.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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