What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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