Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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96

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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your all shit at jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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My butt!!!!

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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My Girlfriend

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