Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Fart

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Justin beiber's penis

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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