a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

I've got a dig bick

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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