Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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