What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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hi mom

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Albino African Americans

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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