Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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No.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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KEVIN HART

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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learn. advance!

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Women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

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