A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What do people say? words.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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