Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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acuna

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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like for a handjob.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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