Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Womens rights

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

A Serbian Film

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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