- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

whats yellow? lots of things.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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