French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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womens rights!

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Terraria

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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weiner? balls

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Anti Joke

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