What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Homonyms should be band.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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