Your mother is average.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Barack Obama.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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