A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Jebron Lames.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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