How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Malachai.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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A fat man buys a salad

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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